I'm going to the Store

If you need to get away from a situation, place or thing you simply tell everyone that you are going to the store. Which usually means you are leaving and you probably won't returning anytime soon. Typically a three day grace period.

"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to the store"

by The Bad Guys Girl March 18, 2026

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

The Free Store

Also known as Wal-Mart, due to the fact that it is extremely easy, and common, for people to shoplift there.

"I need some lighters but I'm broke as fuck" - Poor college kid #1

"Dude, just go to The Free Store and take some" - Poor college kid #2

by chafenstrafe July 20, 2011

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

the dolla store

Slang term for "the dollar store."

A place to buy all kinds of cheap stuff for very low prices. Like cheap necklaces, notebooks, and animal hats.

I buy everything I own at the dolla store.

Let's go get some dolla store bling bling.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

The Scooter Store

n.
a store that will pimp your ride.

Nat: you wanna go to the scooter store?
Meg: hell yea its the place to be.

by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011