staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

stain the back seats

staining the back seats is when you engage in sexual activity in the back seats of a car. In most cases, stains are left from the sexual activity the occurred in the back seats, hence the name, "stain" the back seats.

Chris asked Stacy if she wanted to stain the back seats with him and she rejected him and called him a pervert.

by h0ttsAuCE808 October 6, 2009

staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

stain the bitch

a quote you use when u see a hot ass girl that you want to have sexual intercourse with.

jon- DAMN,look at her booty!

steve- Id stain the bitch.

jon- fo sho.

by SUT1 April 22, 2009

Stained the curtains

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

by AOA :] June 23, 2019

Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".

"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."

by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008