worth the squirt

in reference to a female (or male) who looks good enough to ejaculate in, on or around.

rob: hey dude, you see that girl? she is welllll fittttt!
pete: o yeee man, she is soooooo worth the squirt!

by georgeadam April 30, 2012

the squirties

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.

Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.

by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans

Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?

by Frotaku October 6, 2019

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.

Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face

by LitTitties July 21, 2019

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

What's the Squirt

Like sayin "what's up" or "what's going on" but for residents of the Dallas area

What's the squirt my good friend?

by Dallasboi22x April 14, 2026

squirt the dirt

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005