snatch to the hatch

like balls to the wall but for chicks. Made up by some comedian

Snatch to the hatch, let's do this.

by lazy meerkat September 1, 2009

Snatch Defeat From The Jaws of Victory

Throwing a game. Popularised by Youtuber, The Mighty Jingles.

All the enemy had to do was hide and they would have won on points alone, but they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by trying to win harder.

by Bubalus Bubalis December 3, 2019

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To throw away a likely win through idiotic mistakes or dumbassery.

Only Tony Romo can throw for 5 TD and 506 yards and still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Daddy, Mack (ret.) October 6, 2013

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.

In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Jake in NYC October 10, 2006

Snatch, The

Notorious figure who steals dildos from prostitutes and the rich and sells them on E-bay and back to renegade hookers for double the price."The Snatch" can travel at super-sonic speeds and has been recorded at a top speed of 200/dph (dildos per hour)

Dang, a-The Snatch

Wow, you just Snatched my pen

Wow there goes The Snatch

Hey The Snatch just stole my..uh....nevermind....

by The Snatch August 31, 2005

The Snapchat Zone

Like the friend zone, except you are held in digital captivity. One who is in the Snapchat zone is unable to communicate with their romantic interest outside of Snapchat, regardless of logistical capabilities. In other words, even if you are next-door neighbors with your Snapchat crush, said crush will not allow you to hang out with them in person due to unreasonable yet convincingly-delivered excuses such as "my next day off is 64 months from now" or "my friend just broke up with her boyfriend," both of which tend to occur at a statistically impossible rate.

Tyron: "Ayo Karen, you down to grab some din-din & throw down some peppermint schnapps tonight?"
Karen: "I would but my dog just turned into a cat and I'm kind of freaking out."
Tyron: "But you just posted that you were bored and wanted someone to chill with on your Snap Story!"
Karen: "Yeah but that was like 5 seconds before my dog turned into a cat."
Tyron: "We live literally 10 feet from each other, it can't be that hard to meet up!"
Karen: "Soon, Tyron, soon! But for now, you're in the Snapchat Zone."

by snazziclewinesicle June 16, 2018

The Snacchin

The Snacchin is the act of inserting a camera phone into a woman's vagina and snapping a picture. Music playing on the cellular phone is optional.

Did that Indian guy just give that girl the snacchin while listening to journey?

by ZBT spyder April 13, 2007