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Swiss the situation

to smooth over, without admitting to any wrong doing. To slide by. To not face the situation.
Don't swiss the situation.
He's trying to swiss the situation.
by A day in the life... October 28, 2010
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Alex the situation

When you eat like a complete pig and make a mess in someone else's house.

Named after the youtuber mypalalex
Grim: Let me get a plate, I don't want to make a mess and completely "Alex the situation".
Alex: Awwwwwwwwweeee!
by @RichAbbottLOL November 20, 2016
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Shed Some Blood On The Situation

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.
Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.
by It Was Written June 16, 2010
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The Situation

The faggot big nosed jew named Mike, who also is moonlighting as an Italian on that Viacom show Jersey Shore. He seems to be the most intelligent and hygienic of the bunch.

Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
I went to Seaside Heights because I wanted to see the Negros fight as usual over fat sluts like Snooki, but got to see The Situation instead and shared a few brews and laughs.
by k1kz October 11, 2010
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The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.
by MarWash December 10, 2009
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Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.
Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.
by Team Asunder February 22, 2011
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the snituation

Someone who substantially informs on someone, marking them for retribution
Homeboy started working with the cops after he got popped, he's now the snituation
by Batdad Merla March 18, 2014
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