shovel

Noun. The solution to any problem.

John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...

by Princess Zeffie March 21, 2010

Shovel

An object commonly used to hit children when they are not following proper authority.

Billy, if you don't get out of the shed this instant, imma fuck up your face with this here shovel.

by n8tro64 June 30, 2009

Shoveling

Verb - When two grown men spoon

Edwardo and Stuart were seen shoveling shortly after pleasuring each other under the stars

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 31, 2018

Shovel

(noun) tool traditionally used for digging but also works well for shutting annoying people up.

(use 1)- We're putting in an inground pool, so I had to dig a really big hole with my shovel.
(use 2)- Harry just wouldn't stfu so I was forced to whack him in the face with my shovel.

by Rakeman June 6, 2005

Shovel

When one's face is deformed in an odd manner, giving the impression that they were hit in the face repeatedly with a shovel causing such a strange face shape or appearance.

Have you seen that girl with the crooked teeth and messed up jaw? And he nose like bends to the right a little?

Yeah, she looks like she was taken to her backyard and shoveled to the face a few times as a kid.

Yeah, she's definitely a shovel!

by c0dester July 20, 2011

Shovelling

Intimate, yet rapid hand movement made between a naked man and woman, made whilst bathing in a room filled with unsuspecting witnesses in the absence of any forgiving bathing paraphernalia such as bubble bath ....

Yeah she got that limp shovelling

by unsuspecting witness #8 July 12, 2011

shoveling

to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.

john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"

by Shovel King July 29, 2011