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Not The Onion

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A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.
Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.
by Scotialist August 12, 2011
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1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.

Antonym: stab it with a paring knife
Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.
by ldmtwo November 24, 2013
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Respect the onion.

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This term was coined on the website, Fanpop. A user had meant to say "opinion" but typed onion instead in a question posted. This started a chain reaction of jokes about respecting the onion, pissing the user off!
Use this term whenever the word opinion comes into a discussion. It will succeed at both confusing and angering the person you say it to. It also helps if you shout it repeatedly.
Person A: I hate the color pink!
Person B: STFU!! Pink is awesome!
Person A: Hey! Respect my opinon!
Person B: F*ck your onion!
Person A: HEY! "Respect the onion."
by Trainofdoom October 31, 2011
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Give er' the onion

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1. To go all out, no fucks given.
2. When you floor your car, smash the gas, pedal to the metal.
3. You give it to your girl (sexually) so good, that she starts to cry. Similar to chopping an onion and tearing up.
4. Your car is so bad ass and so fast, that you whiplash your girl into crying tears of joy over your magnificent beast of modern day machinery.
1."Dude I could die", "So! Give er' the onion!"
2. "I'm gonna race this guy", "He's got a turbo v8, better be ready to give er' the onion"
3. "Dude, I went hard on my girl last night and gave er' the onion".
4. "I got a bigger turbo put on my car, and gave er' the onion bro".
by The Boost Experiment March 20, 2017
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Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing
Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!
by Can of Worms November 5, 2006
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This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.
"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"
by themagichat October 8, 2007
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