The Monkey King
The Monkey King by The Monkey King September 20, 2003
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The Monkey Paw
The named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of Pakistan. The Monkey Paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the crappy house you live in. Bottom line? It's freaking everywhere!
Boy did I really get sick last night; the freaking Monkey Paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. The Money Paw snagged me last night as I passed through Customs... I didn't know alcohol was illegal! Its like The Monkey Paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!
The Monkey Paw by kukotraveler October 18, 2012
The Monkey Whisperer
A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.
"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com
The Monkey Whisperer by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
the monkey's his uncle moment
When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??
a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.
a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.
sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.
the monkey's his uncle moment by krystalize August 7, 2010
The Monkey's Nose
The unshaven female genitalia
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John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.
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"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.
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"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.
The Monkey's Nose by Dublinhead January 14, 2008
the monkey is on the plate
the monkey is on the plate by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014
the monkey dance
one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.
how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!
the monkey dance by thomasss July 21, 2006