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threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."
by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008
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the man with the keys

a prison term - this the person in a given cell block or tier who is in charge with regards to his race. In a lightly integrated tier containing hispanics and whites, their will be two. Their main jobs are conflict-resolution, peace-keeping, policy creation and rules implementation to improve the lives of the men under them and in this case the two men serve as diplomats for their races. They are the only ones trusted to speak to the COs w/o a shadow. Synonyms include Shotcaller or Boss.
I'm new on the tier, so who is the man with the keys?
by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015
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keeper of the seven keys

two albums from power metal band helloween

probably the best power metal albums ever
Your the keeper of the seven keys...who locked up the seven seas
by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005
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Keys "The Problem"

1.Beasting main stream artists,calling them out on all bull shyt leaving them studdering,discombobulated, and small under green wigs

2. make wack rappers step their bars up

3. Burn booths with raw lyricism

4. smack a hoe before a rap battle
by realhiphoplover October 26, 2010
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fuck the black keys

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off
“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH
by mar432001 November 4, 2019
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Halo: The Lost Keys

Giant Meme based around getting denied and being placed in a endless circle of life and death
Person A: Hey man! Nice Halo: The Lost Keys
Person B: Thanks man! Did you know I started 9/11?
by Not-So-Dank July 24, 2017
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The Car Keys Defense

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
by mrgreyho November 3, 2021
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