keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 02, 2006

Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.

You are my keeper and I want to have sex with you.

by joey gladdus August 06, 2011

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004

keeper

an alternative feminine hygiene product made of naturally occurring latex. Similar to the diva cup

The cup of my keeper was too large for my twat so I had to go down a size.

by taintedglass March 02, 2010

Keeper

A girl that sucks good dick and is hot.

The hoe is for sure a keeper.

by drlove6969 March 20, 2015

KEEPER

A Female who after finding out that thier pregnant decides to keep the baby without the significant other's consent.

"You sure you want to date Priscilla? She's a Keeper!"

by Nude God December 29, 2011

keeper

to let your friends know that a girl is fat or ugly while being in the presence of girls.

That girl Tanner hooked up with last night was a keeper.

by jimjas November 13, 2009