The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

The Johnstones

A Crappy Pop-Ska band that think they are total rock stars but only 13 year old preteen girls listen to because they think the members of the band are "SooOo QT!11!"
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.

Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.


Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.

Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.

by KEEPIN6ISBETTERTHENTHEJOHNSTON February 23, 2009

The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off

The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.

by FlangeManger October 30, 2020

The Johnson

A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded

“bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night”

by caleb hodge December 21, 2022

the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.

Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."

by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024