The Hulk

When you’re having sex with a girl, but you aren’t able to cum. So in a fit of rage, you pull out, and punch the fuck out of her pussy.

Man 1: "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
Man 2: "I couldn't cum so I performed the hulk on her."

by lilnegger September 17, 2018

The hulk

when your girlfriend is caught cheating so your repeatedly hammer fist her vagina and scream “you won’t like me when I’m angry”

She cheated so she got the hulk

by Desmond is sexy December 22, 2020

the hulk

meme the dog fucking killed hulk

fuck you meme, how could you kill the hulk

by reasond April 29, 2022

The Hulk Song

"It's the hulk...."
An annoying song that should be banned from all media devices.

Do a google search on The Hulk Song.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

The Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

by The_Prophet December 15, 2008

The Hulk Punch

The Hulk Punch is an action performed with the fist of an individual who is surpemely angered and powerful. Therefore when someone performs the Hulk Punch, it completely annihilates anything.

For example, when someone hulk punches a cup it shatters into many pieces because of the immense amount of force being put into it.

Steven became so angered by his mother's annoying voice, that he came to The Hulk Punch his mother to death.

by YEIDAMANNNNN November 1, 2006

The Hulk Hogan

Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.

Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?

Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.

Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019