British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021

men who guard the ass fort

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

by Smapdee May 6, 2003

The Iron Guard

Fascists

He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists

by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016

the nuggie guard

The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.

The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

The basement guard effect

The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”

- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting

- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me

by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024

The National Guard

Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.

Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025