I beat the fuck outta you goofy

It is when a goofy is saying some stupid shit and you threaten to hurt them.

Yo Connor shut yo ass up before i beat the fuck outta you goofy.

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th

Goofy ahh name

Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th has a big cock

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes

when a lithuanian skinny white boy gets summoned to clean up the dishes while carrying his goofy ahh long hair on his goofy ahh head and goofy ahh walking to do the chores while simultaneously sofos flames him while he is gone cause he is too scared to comfront this goofy ahh lithuanian dude

bro i had to some chores and sofos called me long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes now i want kms and commite massive genocie to the island of peru

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 22, 2022

The Goof-Clap

The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.

See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.

Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.

by bewbays January 24, 2016

The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019

The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

Shit the Goof

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

by El Fosk December 13, 2009