Dry Dock

To turn off the water in somone's toilet, and than crap in it.

Jordan Spiked My Beer with Exlax so I Dry Docked His Toilet

by Arctic Wasp February 2, 2008

Dry Docking

Performing anal sex with little or no lubrication.

Trisha's ass hurt bad enough that she had to leave work early because she had engaged in a bout of dry docking the night before.

by lutheria March 23, 2011

Dry Docking

With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.

"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.

by D Asia August 6, 2006

Dry Dock

dry dock is new slang for a blow job, cause you didn't get in the water you just stayed near the water.

"dude, i stayed late and she showed up, we went around back and i got me some dry dock!"

by Oz Tommly July 10, 2009

dry-docking

Rough anal sex without lube, usually done by surfers on the beach.

"Billy was dry-docking Bobby last night and now he is walking like he is bow-legged."

by CaliBoySandyCrotch February 25, 2010

dry dock

The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.

To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!

by Phineas Taylor Barracus January 6, 2005

Dry Dock

Not having sex for longer than a month.

I need sex, I've been on dry dock for too long.

by Lenskii August 15, 2012