The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.

"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"

by Grandma's Dumper September 10, 2008

Churning the Dooky Butter

The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea

"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"

by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014

churning the man butter

In the gay male subculture, this refers to anal intercourse where there has been a deposit of semen into the rectum of the partner(s) and the depositor continues to thrust in-and-out of said rectums. Copulatory movements like the primal reflex of pelvic thrusting is the prime action causing the situation. After ejaculation in to whatever receptacle, the male of most vertebrate species stops penetrative motions (if the species needs it) and returns to nominal. However, when semen is deposited into an environment not intended to receive and chemically balance it (like a rectum), the result of this prolonged thrusting is an aeration of the proteinaceous materials abundant in human semen, the majority of it volume being water and it's pH being comparatively basic, this leads to easy spoilage. Thus the resulting product is does not remain the opalescent milky water mixture, but rather is changed into a frothy, opaquely white material. This is where the terminology originated when used in the aforementioned context: gay males often prolong their gyrations to assist their partner in achieving climax whilst together.

For that matter, it can of course happen in male-on-female intercourse with the female's rectum being the receptacle, but the association is not widely maintained.

"Mark didn't come as easily when he was with Rick last night. So, RIck wound up churning the man butter."

by Common_Sociologist February 6, 2017

churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

churning the butter

Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band

After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"

by RedRiott November 24, 2010

Churning the butter

A term used most with grappler and hybrid grappler characters in fighting games (IE: Zangief, Hugo, Alex, and Birdie from Street Fighter), referring to when a person would have to do a 360º motion with their controller's joystick or d-pad and press an attack button in order to land a command grab.

"And another command grab! He's really good at churning the butter!"

by Oni.exe August 17, 2020

churning the butter

to masterbate in a sense by rotating your dick counter clockwise in the manner somone would when curning butter, while at the same time singing, "churrrnin the butter"

later guys im gonna go churn the butter

by george March 25, 2004