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stoning the carnie

Last night me and my girl stoned the carnie til noon
by stone philips May 17, 2004
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Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.
by Jibber June 13, 2005
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Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
by ManfredManley October 3, 2013
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the vibe carries

everyone is in a full agreement to smoke with out everyone knowing
we all got up to smoke the vibe carries

-gavin stewart
by yeeyee0124 April 8, 2020
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the vibe carries

full agreement to smoke a bowl without telling anyone but everyone already knows
we all got up at the same time to smoke the vibe carries
- gavin stewart
by yeeyee0124 April 8, 2020
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I wanted to write this because sometimes I feel like words aren't enough to describe what I see when I look at you. I am endlessly proud of the man you are. You are truly wonderful, but I also see the parts of you that you hide from the world.

I see how deeply you care, how you pour your energy into the people around you, often consuming yourself just to make sure everyone else is okay. You sacrifice so much, and I know that sometimes you tend to forget about the most important person in that equation: yourself.

But look at what you have achieved. Look at what you’ve built for yourself and how you handle everything life throws at you. It’s breathtaking. You are a man of unshakeable integrity. To say you have a 'good soul' is an understatement; your heart is rare, and it is a gift to everyone who knows you. Please, never forget to keep some of that kindness for yourself, too.
To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently:

I Love You to the moon and back and even more.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 14, 2026
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carried to the door

The day will finally arrive when you’re “carried to the door."
by mybeccca October 1, 2024
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