captain

A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

captain

He launched every zig for great justice.

Captain: What you say?

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Captain

The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.

"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

Captain

Any white man wearing a uniform ... ANY uniform ... it could be a Burger King uniform.

"Hey hey Captain !!! My carruh broke down about 3 blocks away ... I run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant ... can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? I'll pay you back tomorrow !"

by Mad Honky August 15, 2014

Captain

The best sex position out here, you pick up the legs like a wheel and you go hard baby.

Captain be really going hard.

by General_Media January 14, 2019

captain

n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Captain

Short for Captain Morgan's. Mostly reffering to the Captain's "Orginal Spiced Rum". 35% alcohol by volume (70 proof). Not great on taste, better if you mix it with juice or coke. I'd suggest anybody to eat something with it when you drink it lest you get sick.

Me and Brother Brown split a bottle of Captain.

by Bill "Beefy" Jones February 10, 2006