broke the bandsaw

to take one's virginity

dude 1: did you break the bandsaw yesterday man?
dude 2: yeah man i broke the bandsaw yesterday. it was cool

by tisstruee June 10, 2010

battle of the bands

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.

Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

the bands

musical performers whose group name has the word "the" in front of some significant (?) word. popular from the 60s and 70s, used now as a pathetic heroic comeback.

the used, the beatles, the starting line, the..

by etchasketch January 7, 2004

battle of the bods

a dumbass show I watch at 1 am, for no reason other than South Park is over. pretty much based on guys judging girls by their butts and boobs, etc.

battle of the bods. it sucks.

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

the bends

n. The state of being under the influence of drugs. The term is a metaphor created by Radiohead, comparing the effects of pressure on scuba divers to the effects of drugs on users.

"He looks kinda messed up..."
"Yeah, he's got the bends"

Who are my real friends? Have they all got the bends? -Radiohead

by Rage Hard May 8, 2008

the bends

what you get when your gf thinks your penis is a gear shaft and shifts into reverse while on top. it's not broken, it's the bends.

last night was more than a little rough...i got the bends, man.

by mosse July 30, 2008

The bond

The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.

"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee

"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller

by Someoneyoucantrust January 18, 2015