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the birds and the bees 

some lame story your parents come up with to tell you about sex.
Kid: How was I born?
Parents: We're going to tell you about the birds and the bees...

the birds and the bees 

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.
my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!

the birds and the bees 

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."
the birds and the bees by IJM October 7, 2003

the birds and the bees 

The birds and the bees and lots of monkeys in the trees

the birds and the bees 

fücking
Tom gave Jane the birds and the bees

The birds and the bees 

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

/Breadbin Urie/
My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?
Me: When a man loves a woman ....
The birds and the bees by Nika_dww November 18, 2019