The Baker

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.

"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."

by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008

The Baker

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.

I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.

by CryoMan April 13, 2011

The Backrooms

The Backrooms is an urban legend, Internet meme, and creepypasta that tells the tale of an endless maze of randomly generated office rooms. It is characterized by the smell of wet carpet, walls with a monochromatic tone of yellow, and buzzing fluorescent lights.

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the backrooms

by 4_big_guys_and_they_bust_on_me March 9, 2022

The Baker

The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.

Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.

by 12341234512341234 July 5, 2011

The backrooms

A maze. Mostly known for "level 0" which is displayed as a maze of mono yellow walls, moist wet carpet and fluorescent yellow lights. It became famous from a YouTube series, "Kane pixels". It has 9223372036854775807 levels, that level being the supposed last one. It's displayed as a large, cold spiral staircase.
There are also creatures, called entities in the backrooms. The scariest one by far is "the smiler". But for me, mutated bacteria is the scariest.

The way you enter the backrooms is by "no-clipping" through the walls/floor. As long as you can walk through a solid thing you can enter the backrooms.

1. "Hey, did ya hear what happened to Kane? He won't answer my calls"
"Oh mate, he no-clipped"
2. "Oh holy Jesus baby I'm in the backrooms"
3. "Yo wtf is that smell"

"That's the carpet, and the everything... AND THAT FUCKING CREEPY SMILE THING RUNNING TOWARDS US"

by I love halloween October 3, 2022

The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise

Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight

by djhellalow February 17, 2015