Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
Get the Angry Piratemug. When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 9, 2008
Get the Angry Piratemug. when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.
by hardstyle1997 August 26, 2011
Get the the angry piratemug. A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.
by DaveEY January 21, 2007
Get the Angry Piratemug. When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.
by Flavva Flav February 11, 2005
Get the Angry Piratemug. To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"
by Sai H. February 4, 2007
Get the angry piratemug. blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate
by cypherserg November 20, 2007
Get the Angry Piratemug.