The Adam Clause

A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.

Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?

by BruntBlue April 18, 2018

the Adam Sandler complex

It’s an Adam Sandler movie you have to watch it because he made it but you know it’s going to be shitty

I believe you have the Adam Sandler complex.

by Theblonejew January 26, 2019

The Adam Jones

When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.

The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !

by Patscorch May 10, 2017

Bet The Adam

Asking a friend what they would bet and bet the complete opposite.

Who looks good in the basketball game? I dont know, I am just going to bet the adam.

by ace4431 January 17, 2013

The Real Adam

Overall a pretty cool guy. The Real Adam is Adam is funny confident, loud, a high achiever, boring and quirky. He’s super friendly and approachable and is often mistaken for a teddy bear dues to his beard. He is also true to himself, creative and kind natured. He is a lad, a quirky legend and an overall good bloke on the whole. Modest, considerate of others and not pushy, but can allow people to push him around. He is your friendly neighbourhood nerd.

The Real Adam, That person's name is Adam.

by Not The Real Taylosaurus August 30, 2018

Adam the Sandler

When u have a flat nose and highly reassemble Adam Sandler

Boy: "hey there"

Me: "no harm but u look like Adam the Sandler"

by Meatball head September 23, 2019

adam the pervert

adam is a pervert man and wants to be spunked on by little children and he loves his salad "mummy whens the salad ready" haha yh man he likes his mum a bit to much,if i could describe how much he likes little kids i would but i can't im sorry, he likes to spunk in his mums scrambled egg and say its thia sweet chilli, his mum had an accident 35 years ago when she met a man called mano boy who was a druggie, mano boy like his weed, he kept his curtains closed cuz the peelers wanted him rlly badly his mum banned from his house cuz i stool his school bag, haha yh man. this was a joke nothing here is serious

adam the pervert loves to spunk on children

by cum sticks September 27, 2019