kosher

Word used to assure a jewish chick that she does indeed wanna suck your sausage.

Jewish Girl: I wanna give you head, but I dunno....I have a boyfriend and...

Me: Look baby, my meat is Kosher, so eating me won't get your ortho ass in any trouble, now make with the dome!

Jewish Girl: *laughing* ok, you talked me into it!

by Destructive Criticism April 28, 2005

Kosherity

the metric of how kosher something is

What is the kosherity of a turbaconducken? http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

by koser dude December 13, 2008

kosher

A term for being cool, chill, fly, or fantabulous.

Where going to smoke this blunt, is that kosher?

by Ndo May 1, 2003

not kosher

The noble founder of ontd_anas

Not Kosher: Don't forget to douche!
Aurosan: Douching is bad for you!

by notkoshersbigfan December 20, 2007

kosher

a virgin jewish girl

"That jap is kosher"

by JRosB March 26, 2008

kosher

when you eat your own arms

A: why doesn't he have arms?
B: He ate them he's kosher

by Rob O' Bob O' Connor-Johnson April 1, 2015

kosher

When something isn't cool anymore |Wack or Lame| ))not in style(( unpopular

DUDE#1: Facebook is so Kosher
DUDE#2: Furreal

by diggydudedude March 16, 2015