Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male

Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet

by trout96 September 8, 2013

Thadderpapp

Is a item you need or want and can refer to ya pistol in tymes of gang gang on a simple note... thadderpapp is da bizness

I needs my thadderpapp G I'm tryin to get service...

by Q da biz January 23, 2021

thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big

I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.

by bacon splitz March 14, 2017

Thaddeus

A hunk of a man with a purple mullet and massive hairy man bum.

Nice arse Thaddeus

by thaddeushasamassivebum December 24, 2022

Thaddeus

A tall skinny kid who has mixed feelings about sports. Thaddeus is somewhat funny, and is smarter than most and you didn't expect it. Thaddeus also loves fortnite.

Wow Thaddeus is smart.

by ,.., January 22, 2018

Thaddeus

That part of skin between your balls and your anus.

I got that ointment for my Thaddeus rash.

by RopesNBoats January 8, 2018

Thaddeo

Thaddeos are very handsome doods who are eye candy for males and females alike. A Thaddeo may seem like the kind of guy who would be very full of himself because everyone loves him, but he's actually very nice. When he asks how your day is, he actually listens even if if it's spectacularly boring. He will let you ramble on for minutes about useless things even if he has other far more important things to do. Also, he remembers things you say which is real surprising. Even though they don't try, they're very goofy and can make you smile even when you're having a crikey day. Thaddeos are basically the best friends because they give real honest advice and keep their friends accountable. They're also very patient with their frustratingly idiotic friends. If you give a Thaddeo fruit snacks or gummy bears, he will be eternally grateful. Thaddeos have crap taste in females. Thaddeos are thoughtful and gr9 friends. Also, they have really good hair that they should not cut.

"That guy is a smoking hot babe, what's his name?"
"Aaaaahhhwhhwwwwwwwww, that is clearly a Thaddeo"

by Fight in the Shade October 29, 2019