teetong

weiner, hot dog, gamete

you got a small teetong

by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004

Texton

texton

When someone becomes aroused, male or female after receiving a sexual text or the desired outcome between individuals during a sexting session.

Wow, I really got a texton today after texting with Jennifer.

You know when you send me texts like that, I really get a texton.

I bet a can give you a texton by the end of this text.

by Miss Curly May 28, 2009

Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

Tayton

Tayton (noun) Tate (abv.) A stalwart and muscular man Skilled with his hands. Pays attention to minute details, and is very mechanical. Handsome when dressed up, but a knockout when sweaty and dirty from working or playing hard. A great kisser (but watch the tongue). Probably a skilled laborer or engineer. Possibly a surgeon or chiropractor.

The guys were all jealous of Tayton as their girlfriends gaped at his muscles, shiny with sweat and dust, as they passed the construction site.

by nmiorme February 4, 2010

tetons

huge love muffins on a woman. also known as big boobs.

"Look at that chicks tetons! i wanna ride my midnight express through them mountains of looove!"

by Baggot October 13, 2004

Tectoned

A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.

"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"

by Tenney519 May 18, 2021

grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004