textident

A textident is a specific, identifiable, unexpected, unusual and unintended external action which occurs in a particular time and place, without apparent or deliberate cause but with marked effects because of the act of texting. This is a negative probabilistic outcome which may have been avoided or prevented if you were not an idiot.

Driving while texting and getting into an accident or "textident".

by theTJ June 9, 2009

Texoid

a term given to texans, almost like we are making them sound like aliens (they are)
To an average rich man living in his brick house in Moore,
To an average alien living in his trashed mobile home...
Welcome to the south folks.

go eat some burgers texoid

by MartianSupremacist October 2, 2023