textless

Unable to send/receive/process text messages. Used in reference to a cell phone.

Bob had one of those old early '90 phones and therefore he was textless.

by GRich108 January 12, 2006

Textmessageless

To be without the ability to text message anyone.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib February 23, 2009

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

textcessive

Excessive texting.

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."

by Playilan November 3, 2013

morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011

textless

A form of momentary ability to text someone back after reading either the most amazing, or most disturbing thing you've ever read. The texting from of speechless.

A: Bro, I swear! I got 25 killstreak and tactical nuke in CoD last night!

B:

A: Bro, r u textless?

B:

by Dr. Txtless June 29, 2010

textless

A neo-definition of "voice mail."

My eyes hurt from so much screen time, send me a textless.

by A.J. Junior January 12, 2006