Textident

An incident or accident when you collide with someone on the street who is too busy texting to look where they are going.

In the street when you are caught in the path of an oncoming Text Messager, you narrowly escape a Textident by jumping out of the way. Also screaming "Textident!" in their face at the last moment may save you, but 2 out of 3 texters are also wearing headphones and you will probably get mowed down anyway.

by Anney Fresh May 7, 2008

texticide

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting

To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

textclude

–verb
1. to use a text messaging device in an social setting, thereby excluding your fellow human beings.

2. The resulting alienation felt by the excluded company; a keeping apart; blocking of a relationship.

Related words: Textcluder, Textclusive, textcluder, txtclusion, textclusion, txtclusivity

I can't believe we walked all that way together and he textcluded me the whole way.

by catalinacat May 30, 2009

Texticure

A manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. May include special treatment of thumb nail edges.

Young Chick: OMG, I like sooo need a manicure, but I gotta be able to text or I'll like, you know, go insane!!!

Vietnamese Manicurist: Ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, I give you texticure. Increase text speed 30 percent. I put carbide edges on thumb nails.

Young Chick: OMG, like, that is sooo cool!

by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

textitive

someone who texts frequently

Are you going to text me back or are you not feeling textitive today?

by Natalie's lover boy November 16, 2009

textident

Crashing your car while texting.

Joe t-boned a camero when he was texting his girlfriend.

Wow, I heard that was a bad textident.

by kimgee April 14, 2010

textiquette

The manners one uses or doesn't use when having a conversation through texting.

Doug - " so I messaged you and you reply three hours later?"

Guy - "I didn't have my phone on me man."

Doug - "Thats Narnetic! Everyone checks there phone atleast once an hour. You need to learn some textiquette my good man."

by Craig Douglas November 9, 2010