texthole

One who writes redundant, illogical, or pointless comments in an internet chatroom, blog, e-mail, magazine, book or any other form of text.

The texthole acted like he or she thought that what they were writing was valuable although their words were pointless in reality, thus taking up the readers time and or webchat space.

by goffish July 20, 2008

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.

"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."

by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

TextGoRed

The godliest pker of Battle.net Feared for his very own version of TPPK. His pk name AoP-TextGoRed also has a secret loot power if people use TPPK.

OMG TEXtGoReD OWNED me!! DAMN VEXAR!

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

thotwhore

something my friend called me cause i shit my pants while laying down on my bed right when i wake up.

zeeshan is a thotwhore

by poop on my bed July 25, 2021

Twitwhore

An attention whore with a very short attention span. Commonly found on Twitter.

Twitwhores get confused by anything longer than 140 characters.

by Practical Anarchist August 30, 2013

telewhoretation

When a whore comes at you and you move away really quick

David: Oh shit dude Nancy’s coming over here

Luke: this would be a good time to use telewhoretation

by Jnansnd February 3, 2024