Texas

The only place that's more American than America.

You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.

by stephierburck July 13, 2012

Texas Weather

Bi-polar weather that is unpredictable. Known for drastic changes in short amounts of time, often exibiting one seaon's expected weather in a different season. Weather seemingly changes on a whim.

"Okay, explain to me how yesterday we had 80 degree weather and clear skies and today we're in the middle of an ice storm!!! Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be 80 again!"

"Hey if you don't like Texas Weather today, just wait around a few minutes and it'll change!"

by veganroyalty March 8, 2012

True Texan

When you take 6 shots in one shot glass. Your a true texan.

Dang Quinn just took 6 shots, He is a true texan!

by Cagrdog34 July 9, 2020

Texas tunnel

A Texas tunnel is a stretched out vaginal or anal region.

After multiple babies, Susie lamented that she now had a Texas tunnel where her vagina had been.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Texas Low Rider

A Texas girl who is so big that her horse’s back sags in the middle.

When Beatrice rode her horse to the rodeo even the bulls stopped and stared.

“Wow that’s a real Texas low rider” said one of the cowboys

by Dongslapper467 June 2, 2021

magnolia texas

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.

I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

by Sallywally May 10, 2018

Texas pink

When you go "Down South" on a girl and she farts in your eye so you get pink eye.

Gunnar went down on Deena and got a bad case of the Texas Pink.

by DimitrisDiner July 9, 2016