tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!
by bullets first June 02, 2011
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Tennessee Tetherballs

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.
We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!
by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023
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