Skip to main content

Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot
Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.
by HailLarry3 May 9, 2019
mugGet the Tesla Test Drive mug.

Test driveby

The act of getting up to get a pencil in the middle of a test and seeing someones paper and transfering the answers to your own paper.
Pete "hey john, can i test driveby you later?"

John"NO"
by thekingmoomoo7 December 5, 2009
mugGet the Test driveby mug.

test_drivers

“Do you know Test_Drivers?” - Person 1
Yeah I do! He’s a good kisser!” - Person 2
by Saint_Stinkyy May 8, 2021
mugGet the test_drivers mug.

drivers test

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell
Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013
mugGet the drivers test mug.

Drivers Test

The hardest Test ever invented. Truly, what is the point? The DMV people will fail you no matter what. 70% of the people i know have failed it at least once, maybe twice if they are actually good drivers. Best advice? Try not to show weakness.... they can sniff out fear.
DMV person: "Pull over when you get the chance."
person taking drivers test: "Okay"
DMV person: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO PULL OVER! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!" *shakes head*
person taking drivers test: "Oh... shit.. wait, shoot! I'm sorry! Let me just..."
DMV person: "OH MY GOSH! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR! WHY ARE YOU PULLING OVER!"
person taking drivers test: "well... i obviously just failed... can we just go back to the DMV now?"
by stilldonthavemylicences February 24, 2011
mugGet the Drivers Test mug.

Driver Test Stop

The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.

Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.

Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.
It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.
by Kyrochi May 5, 2014
mugGet the Driver Test Stop mug.

testdrivemf

@testdrivemf is a stan twitter account. her name
is brooke and shes probaly sexier than all ur moots. she makes all the cupcakes mad. testdrivemf orginally joined twitter as @simpforari back in march 2020 but ditched that account and became @testdrivemf february 2021. dont try to have the same pfp as her, she will make you cry.
@testdrivemf is the hottest and funniest person alive!!! omg i wish she would follow back 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by nottestdrivemf April 11, 2021
mugGet the testdrivemf mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email