gjon's tears

lovely guy with perfect french accent and curly hair.he took the third place in eurovision 2021 and won thousands hearts.the cutest 22 years old teenager with kind heart and obsession with chocolate.the man who brought ikea furniture to Eurovision and dresses the curtain on turquoise carpet.he kills everybody his high notes and loves Switzerland and its flag.literally the best.

gjon's tears is the best artist in the world

by ovsyanka May 30, 2021

Tearjerking

Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.

Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.

by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009

It will end in tears

A statement made out of sheer bitterness in order to mock the happiness of others because you are unable to achieve such.

Look at Segun's relationship, they look so happy but it will end in tears

by Therealsam046 September 5, 2019

Cockadile Tears

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

tearbending

The result of an emotion so great that causes one to cry. Usually related to Avatar: The Last Airbender series.

In the series, certain people have special abilities to manipulate elements, which is called bending. These are specific to individual tribes and are waterbending, earthbending, firebending, and airbending. While it takes years of discipline to learn how to bend, even babies can tearbend. Tearbending is a joke the writers created meaning "to cry."

Tearbending made it's debut in the episode, The Ember Island Players.
Actress Katara: *Gasps* An Airbender! My heart is so full of hope, that it's making me tearbend! *Cries*
Actor Sokka: My stomach is so empty, that it's making me tearbend! *Cries*

If they delay the release of Legend of Korra again, I'm gonna start tearbending!

by Momoment January 27, 2012

Cloudy teardrop

Seminal fluids; especially the final remnants of an emission as it is expelled from the phallus.

Danny can't guzzle enough of the stuff, he worked it like a hungry pelican until he'd swallowed the final cloudy teardrop.

by Hexty June 11, 2018

ORPHAN TEARS

We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)
(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"

I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar

"Hay how did u get the Orphan tears?"
Well Orphan tears is a song and I got the tears from Orphans crying and when they cry they produce liquid

by >Orphan tears< March 8, 2022