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Tehology

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.
"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.
by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009
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Tenologyy

Number 1 ten Stan (from nct)famous among the app rave. Gay
Girl: omg that’s tenologyy!!
Person: who?
Girl: they’re the number 1 ten stan!!
by Wayev March 9, 2021
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medical terminology

an absurd blend of dog Latin, anglicized Greek, and bastardized mumbo-jumbo fragments of various other languages used by physicians and wannabe physicians solely for the purpose of establishing dominance in clinical interactions with those outside the medical community.
The patient came into my office acting like he knew his anus from a hole in the ground, but I threw some medical terminology at him to make him feel uneducated and vulnerable.
by AltLans September 29, 2013
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Tumblr Terminology

Used to describe words created or re-defined by social justice warriors for their various concepts. Mainly coined on Tumblr for use by their userbase, whether online or in real life.
Person 1: Wow, that was retarded.

Person 2: You ableist piece of shit, check your privilege!

Person 1: Would you fuck off with your Tumblr terminology, please?
by Herp Herpkinson July 28, 2015
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Teenology

The science of dealing with teens and all of their issues, from an adult stand point.
Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!

Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.

Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!
by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011
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Terminology Nazi

Someone who flips the hell out when you use a term that is not the "original" or correct term for something even though any rational person understands exactly what you mean in 99.9% of practical situations.
"Hey, did you try the bottomless clip mutator?"

"IT'S NOT A CLIP IT'S A MAGAZINE!"

or

"It's pretty cool how Doom was so revolutionary putting the player on a 3d plane, which looked awesome."

"DOOM IS 2.5D NOT 3D FAGET!!"

"Don't be such a terminology nazi Kyle, you know what he means."
by Rod_Jonse December 28, 2011
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Harvard Terminology

Harvard Terminology is the convoluted grouping of words, typically in response to an inquiry requiring action, who’s objective is to leave the inquirer with sufficient hope to stifle the inquiry. This fleeting hope is usually followed by confusion and bewilderment regarding the true nature of this cruel response.
Ryland: Hey Stacy, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go to a movie and grab a bite? Or maybe if you're not doing anything this weekend we could go to the beach. Let me know what works for you.

Stacy: That sounds like fun.

Ryland: I thought I told you to quit using Harvard Terminology on me.
by c0c0puph May 28, 2006
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