Tensexual

TENSEXUAL
Adjective
Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation.
Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another.

“This tensexual situation is not only unnecessary because it results from absurd human drama, but it is also illogical and against natural instincts.”

by Chelsey Lora March 22, 2006

Tamasexual

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.

2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.

3. A fruit cake.

1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!

2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*

3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"

by Grim March 9, 2005

Tvdusexual

Being very much attracted to the vampire diaries universe characters. This includes:The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, and Legacies

I am tvdusexual I hope you support.

by Realthingsurshockedexist December 31, 2020

Tomsexual

The state of being so in love with Thomas that one does not find other people attractive either physically or emotionally (as opposed to normal heterosexual or homosexual behaviours).

Tomsexual behaviour is often combined with an addiction to Thomas and a constant desire for his attention. The tomsexual person is termed a tomaholic.

Ordinary guy: Hey sexy.

Tomaholic: Ew. Get away from me. I'm tomsexual and you're not Tom.

Thomas: Hey sexy.

Tomaholic: Thomas! Kiss me! I love you!

by bunbury163 June 28, 2011

tomosexual

One who has sexual acts, or enjoys sexual things with toe's.

Did you see Amy having sexual acts with that toe, she's a total tomosexual.

by lucainphotoshop March 27, 2007

teasexual

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.

Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"

by hooschick27 September 21, 2016

telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008