texmexssage

(verb): to send or receive a text message regarding texmex cuisine.

Marvin: Dude, Jared just texmexssaged me. Bring salsa and cheddar cheese to the party tonight.

Lucian: Doesn't he have Alltel? I think they offer unlimited texmexssages.

by cassuduh April 27, 2009

TeamExcessive

a wack car crew with slow ass cars

TeamExcessive loses every race that they are involved in, because their cars are so slo, and they don't realize it.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

telmax

Telmax (noun) – 1. The rare and mystical phenomenon where your phone battery jumps from 1% to 100% for no reason, making you question the laws of physics and your life choices. 2. A secret government experiment where all telemarketers are trained to call you precisely when you're in the shower. 3. An ancient wizard who specialized in making people forget why they walked into a room.

Example: "Dude, I swear my phone was dead, but now it's fully charged. Must be a Telmax situation."

by Skip McNapkins February 24, 2025

Telexnius

Unrelenting and incorruptible; one who cannot be swayed, broken, or corrupted.

To live a Telexnius life is to be unrelenting in purpose and incorruptible in character.

by Crimdell September 20, 2025