telly tubbies

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.

Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Tellytubbies

The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.

Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up

by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

get a telly

Getting a hotel room

Yo dawg I’m about to go get a Telly

by Dawgslang June 17, 2020

Tellyclapper

Liverpool fan who says they cant get a ticket for the game so they go the pub and clap at the tv.

That Liverpool fan says he cant get a ticket for the game. How come people from Norway and Devon can? He's a liar he just doesnt try and is a Tellyclapper.

by Go the game blue August 27, 2009

telly

british word for television

i onlty watch FOOTBALL MATCHES on the telly, not "soccer games", you idiot

by pigaloo April 16, 2010

Tallyslap

n. tally

1.A sharp blow made with the tally; a wang smack, dong slap.

2.A slap to the tally.


v. tallyslapped, tallyslapping, tallyslaps

1. To strike with a tally.
2. To cause to strike sharply and loudly with a tally: “He swung his hip violently and tallyslapped him in the eye.”
3. To put or place quickly or carelessly with the tally: tallyslapped butter on a bagel.
4. To recieve a slap to the tally.

Tallyslap²
n. Vulgar Slang

1. Used as an insult; "You dirty tallyslap!"

Tallyslap
n.

1. A highly advanced stage, or "digivolved" version, of gonorrhea.

2. A type three stage of the clap resulting in the falling off of the everything; (1)The Clap. (2) The Tallyclap. (3) Tallyslap.

He was left with a dark red mushroom mark on his cheek after recieving the harshest tallyslap of his life.

by Yamazaki Susumu March 31, 2005