teachained

When you have had one too many drinks

You are well teachained tonight!

by Marty, Andy, Greg lulz December 15, 2008

techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

by jwiebers January 16, 2011

Telecharge

The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.

1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.

2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.

by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017

Telcato

A legendary gamer as well as a all round intelligent guy, you wouldn't want to mess with.

His name must be Telcato.

by Telcato June 12, 2018

Techaboo

Someone who is obsessed with technology.

Similarly to Weeaboo or Koreaboo.

Fred: I love technology so much, i use linux and I'm fluent in C++.

Caveman: Technology is gay
Fred: Technologies like cybernetic implants are the future! You probably don't even know what url means
Caveman: Ok, Techaboo

by Goofy Goofball October 3, 2023

Telchatta

Oil-licker. A power hungry, capitalist (country/individual) licking off resources(oil) from the planet. Apparently invincible. Also, bihari for cockroach.

America is like a telchatta. It will not be long before the world is drained of everything to sustain a respectable life.

by Chow-Mow June 17, 2011

teachable moment

Gratuitous American English expansion of "lesson".

The inability of Americans to be understood in other English-speaking countries provides us with a teachable moment.

by bleater April 22, 2011