Tijuana dirt box

When a man of hispanic, most frequently Mexican, descent defecates onto a womans vagina.

Hector was so mad at Gina for cheating on him he Tijuana dirt boxed her

by courtesyofGD March 8, 2009

Tijuana Burner

The burning feeling a guy gets on his dick from having anal sex with a mexican woman that ate some spicey food

She must have ate a dozen jalapeños because I got the worst Tijuana Burner after doing anal.

by DocReveal May 16, 2011

Tejus

Tejus is the epitome of maturity and genius. He would make Einstein jealous, and Batman already is. The most handsome glorious Creation ever made. People who don't respect him already will soon begin to know how awesome he is

Great we need someone with the IQ of Tejus to help us.

by Meandmio January 26, 2018

tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.

Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

by italianpride888 May 18, 2006

Tijuana Drift

After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.

Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.

I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008

teajung

The word Teajung originates from asia. its definition is pure asian awesomness only the true asians may have this name.

if you are asian. and you are really smart, fast, athletic, can dance, learned from Jet Lee or Jackie Chan, well there you go.you are worthy to be called teajung. if you arnt. sorry..

by The asian390 January 14, 2011

Tijuana Car Wash

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)

- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.

by Acacia Burkei March 4, 2018