Teets

San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.
Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...
by robertlsfo September 08, 2009
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the part of a nipple in which milk comes out
Man she has some nice teets
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Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon
Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets
by tomraukura March 28, 2007
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Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'
'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'
by meowmeowmeow11 July 10, 2011
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Ridiculous mispelling of "teat" by people who think they're sophisticated and don't know any better.
Gwen has since gone solo, which people either love or hate, depending on how much they suckle upon the mainstream teet.
by W. Urd Maven January 27, 2007
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when somethin is really sick or cool
1. my car is fuken teet
by marcello May 02, 2005
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Matt Teets
See; Bridgteets.
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
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