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telford girl

A girl who thinks it is her sole purpose in life to chase and beat up people commonly referred to as grebs, usually with large earrings (that have lost the parrots from them) and slicked back hair. They also tend to be fond of a lot of eye make up - mainly shiny eyeshadow.
Come to Telford and See - If you dare =)
by tickle_me May 24, 2004
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telford boy

A G'star that walks around in his "rockports" and looks like a complete nob, with his sox tucked in his tracky b's, and his fake burberry sh!t... Smells like fags and draw and when he goes home he cries to hs mom that someone took his lunch money :)
Lads that think there gangstars!!
by Dude May 27, 2004
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Telfordian Tundra

A micro climate so severe it makes the antarctic look like a summer holiday in Navarre Spain.
Christ on a bike, Sams just rung in, despite his Nissan Bavaria the Telfordian Tundra has reduced his semi capable 4x4 into a wheel spinning machine! We won't see that kid until the big thaw!
by Vorest-avenger December 16, 2021
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rosey telford

A rosey telford is the redness of a butthole or vagina after being rimmed/eaten out for a long period of time. Often enhanced by those with stubble or beards. At this point, the one receiving the rosey telford is probably in pain from skin irritation.
"Last night Jake gave me a rosey telford and now it hurts to shit."
by smallFry May 12, 2015
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Telford

An absolute shithole, home to the worst crime in the UK, drugs, police raids, and being an absolute crap den shithole.
Person 1: You live in Telford?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Lol fuck off criminal
by PixelDubs October 30, 2022
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Telford

Student accommodation of loughborough university, most well known for it's sub standard living conditions and unfunny, unsociable inhabitants.
What do we think of Telford? Shit. What do we think of shit? Telford.
by mistermax123 November 25, 2017
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thedford

When encountering a female of this name, expect greatness.
Bruh, I've heard good things about thedfords, you might wanna go handle that.
by JTquats November 30, 2017
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