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I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.
0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!
by [mygot]techie August 21, 2004
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techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.
Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

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I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!
by kayodei December 23, 2007
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techies

1)Techies is the Plural form of Techie
2)A term used to refer to people who are interested in technology almost to the point of obsession.
3)People that are extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.

4)Techies is a term that "Computer Nerds" may use to refer to themself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techies to refer to others as Techies.

*Can also be spelled "Techys"

((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techies" (ie spelling not y) to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
Techie 1: Hi I need a patch to make a new Barracuda HDD work with freenas v0.68
Techie 2: check with the other techies useing that OS
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Techie 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techie but guess we're all techies here
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non-techie 1: look at those new kids over there they're so lame
non-techie 2: yeah I heard they're part of the Computer Club what techies
by DCBoy June 6, 2010
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Techtistic

The condition of having techtism or the state of being technologically impared. Similar to Techtarded
Bob: "I tried plugging that machine into my computer in order to add songs but it didn't work.."

Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"
by (-slimTHUG-) March 19, 2010
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Techcist

When software assumes you want, or typically forces you into, maximum bells and whistles upon first install/upgrade and potentially even restricts you from shutting down said options/bloatware that it has acquired over years of unnecessary releases that add junk instead of real value.

The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.
Have you seen the latest popular chat program I was just forced to upgrade? Now it's wanting me to also sign in to my Twitter & Face Book accounts every time I start it. And it's trying to run full screen? This thing is so techcist now!
by Elix X October 21, 2010
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Techiesys

Techiesys it solutions is website design company located in Bangalore offering wide range of digital marketing services like website design, SEO, ecommerce development, social media marketing etc
Techiesys , techie sys , technologies system.
by Techiesys May 22, 2019
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Techies

That hero in dota 2 that makes 9 players cry, and at the end of the game you will see “REPORT TECHIES”
He fucking techies report him
by JukeMaser July 23, 2019
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