Tacosexual

Tacosexual a phrase people use when they start feeling sexually attracted to Tacos

I sexually identify as Tacosexual

by MultiZ May 3, 2017

Technosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to his tech gadgets (phone, computer etc.)

“Yo dude, you’re so much on you phone. You make me think you’re technosexual.”

by gg10getrekt September 29, 2018

Technosexual

A Person who is sexually and socially involved in relationships with technology.

Jeremy:"Hey Amber, Why are you licking your laptop?"
Amber:"I'm a Technosexual It turns me on so much!"

by Mr.Fluffums December 15, 2008

Technosexual

a person whose sexual preference is technology. Technosexual people are usually referred to as technos.

Wow! I'm technosexual. Computers are so sexy.

by Buklau April 20, 2015

teasexual

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.

Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"

by hooschick27 September 21, 2016

Technosexual

A person or being that feels sexual attraction towards computers or any form of technology.

1: Hey, did you hear? Bob's a technosexual now.

2: I bet he gets his circuits in a twist.

1: No.

by c3ns0r3d May 20, 2013

Technosexual

A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"

Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."

Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"

by Hefenator August 6, 2011