technology

The best f--king thing ever!
Nobody in the new generation can live witoutit

Bob the reporter- Hey kid do you have technology?
Kid- Yes! Duh! I cannot live withoutit!
(Real fact said by child)

by Jaemins Pink Hair October 16, 2019

technology

Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new "average" weight, and cause mass unemployment.

Damn technology.

by Those Damn Digi-Fanatics February 27, 2011

technologized

When something is updated to keep up with current technology.

"Did you see that new car that can park itself?"

"Yea it is so technologized."

"Is that the new iPhone?"

"Yeah, I figured I'd get technologized."

by Miss Crys February 17, 2010

technology

n. anything that was invented after you were born

"I love technology."

"Technology is killing me."

by foraneagle2 March 19, 2007

technology

Something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the internet all day.

"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. Still, I love technology... Always and Forever"

by maybe_jae February 06, 2005

Technologication

The process of acquiring general knowledge in modern everyday technology and generally current with new programs, software updates, and innovative electronic devices.

When you get your technologication, it can open many doors in the job market.

by Daniel Williams Jr. February 23, 2011

technological

Unofficial synonym for technical. Technological is just the long version and nobody cares about it; they can and will shorten it to technical.

Person 1: "I am experiencing technological issues"
Person 2: "STFU, technical is shorter to pronounce and write, and it saves up time"

by Eoin195314235r1245 August 18, 2018