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technodouche

A technically educated person who, because of their extensive education and high IQ, is prone to use technical jargon but has no clue how to apply technology in real life situations.
Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"

Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."
by Fannebelt April 9, 2010
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technodouche

A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.
Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010
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technodelic

technodelic tek-no-del-ik

adjective
1. of or relating to any virtual experience characterized by a deep sense of Divine Oneness, euphoria, ego-death, apparent visual or audio distortion, quieting of mind chatter, or out of body experience.

noun
1. a virtual psychedelic experience.
I have always been anxious about using psychedelic substances, so I tried a technodelic first.
by enterandromeda December 9, 2019
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technoholic

one who is completely obsessed with technology and could not live a day without it
Alissa is such a technoholic.
by fromthetre4 December 23, 2008
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Technoology

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by Jwolf3355 November 3, 2020
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TechnoDoldrums

Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower
My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.
by Infinite Loop August 26, 2005
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technovelty

Great googily moogily, that technovelty site blew me away; I must now commit hara kiri for I am not worthy to live in a world with it.
by master of the universe July 14, 2003
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