by AK_VON July 1, 2022
The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.
Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*
by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019
Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins.
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans
Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".
A list of notable things he's done:
-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)
-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy
-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel
-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows
-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times
-Has Pig Rank +++
He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.
His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"
Smart 9-year old: "No"
#technoblade#pig#youtuber#skywars#minecraft
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans
Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".
A list of notable things he's done:
-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)
-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy
-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel
-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows
-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times
-Has Pig Rank +++
He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.
His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"
Smart 9-year old: "No"
#technoblade#pig#youtuber#skywars#minecraft
OMG ITS TECHNOBLADE
by Rigorousbow (RigGaming on YT) March 13, 2020
Technoblade: Technoblade
by nottommyinnit October 17, 2020
by LemonWasTaken July 1, 2022
by Mrcream July 1, 2022
Technoblade, also known as the Blood God, is a pig with hot smoking elbows and beats up little children in a game that involves breaking beds. He is usually known for virtually beating up children. Involved in Minecraft Monday, everyone hates him and one time tried to team on him.
Beating Dream in a duel, he claimed the title of the best PVPer in Minecraft.
Beating Dream in a duel, he claimed the title of the best PVPer in Minecraft.
by MLGYolofade October 1, 2020