Technoliday

v. Taking a break from your communication devices and technology. n. the state of or time period in which one is unavailable by electronic communication or has vowed not to use such devices.

This Lent I'm taking a technoliday, which pretty much means everyone will treat me like a lepper or pariah.

by jeremouse March 30, 2011

technocidal

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment

"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"

by oojamaflip December 4, 2013

Technopirson

A very handsome man.

Technopirson is very attractive.

by Technopirson July 15, 2022

Technocide

When your technology is doing what you want and won't do as it's told, despite having, or not having, a voice interface and you decide you're GOing to FUCKing KILL IT!

Yes Your Honour, the defendant did indeed obliterate his smartphone. After aggressively smashing it against a wall, yelling at it until red in the face, and then jumping up and down on it until it ceased functioning, the accused stated it was a crime of passion motivated by Alexa...
It's one of the worst cases of Technocide this court has come across.

by EvileDNA September 7, 2022

technomisophonia

The fear of machines that make weird noises

“dude that coffee machine is making really weird noises…i have technomisophonia so im kinda scared”
“oh damn just go in the other room or something”

by Kitz_theasaurus1101 February 6, 2023

technobismol

Your so high that you get the craziest munchies and eat so much chipper u cannot stop shitting

bro tommy i think a technobismol is coming
*shits pants*

by chillerthanyou42 May 14, 2024