Technoblade

A YouTuber that mainly plays bedwars, skywars, blitz survival games, skyblock, and some more all on the Hypixel Network on Minecraft java edition. Commonly uses the phrase "nerd". Has PIG++++++++++++ rank. (if only that many +s...) Has over 1M subscribers. Friends with Skeppy, TimeDeo, etc. Also gets very mad when TimeDeo takes their 50M coins in the bank in Hypixel Skyblock and does something dumb with it. (50M Midas Sword, 50M Flower Minion, well actually 40M but thats what he doesn't want you to believe, and jumping into the void with it.) Started channel on October 28, 2013. over 500 videos.

NERD

technoblade: *hits player off island or kills them when they don't know* rekt NERDDDDD
technoblade in bedwars: *tnts bed, jumps down, breaks bed, and kills all of the teams players and survives* I AM A GOD!
technoblade in skyblock: ah, finally 50 million coins in the bank every time i see a glimpse of happiness, TimeDeo justs- *0 coins in bank* *sees TimeDeo* COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by AryamanV2000 November 4, 2019

Technoblade

Technoblade (real name: Alex) is one of the most famous Minecraft YouTubers with over 10 million subscribers . On 07/01/22 his death to cancer was announced to the public in his video titled „so long nerds“ on his official YouTube channel.

Technoblade never dies!

by ItsBeaconReal July 2, 2022

Technoblade

The greatest minecraft player to have ever lived.

Technoblade never dies.

by li8 July 2, 2022

Technoblade

The blood god, the reincarnation of Sun Tzu, he is a pig man with an obsession over potatoes and drop kicking orphans or Tommyinnit.

"Oh god, it's Technoblade, my parents are dead I must hide."

"I smell orphan."

by Chairooga December 28, 2020

Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.

"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"

by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022

Technoblade

A fucking legend...

Bro you know who technoblade is?
Yeah he's a legend.

by AK_VON June 30, 2022

Technoblade

The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.

Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*

by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019