technodrama

A drama or bad event caused by an I.T. based failure or malfunction.

Friend: "Coming for a beer after work?"

I.T. Manager: "I can't buddy, we've had a real technodrama today, I need to work late to fix it"

by Ed Jones - Leeds August 4, 2009

Technodeist Church

Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.

"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."

"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."

by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021

technodharmic

Characteristic of man-made innovations that have no natural analog, showcasing a divine-like quality of creativity and ability to transcend humanity's base condition and reality.

diet coke is the technodharmic drink of choice because it is entirely synthetic, it has no taste analog in nature. it is a testament to the spark of divinity in man, evidence that we can prescind from our base conditions to mirror our creator in infinite creativity.

(@basedsrini)

by rehwald October 23, 2023

TechnoDoldrums

Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower

My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.

by Infinite Loop August 26, 2005

technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea

person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner

by {PLONK} July 12, 2006

technoid

some dude who's obsessed with electronics and never stops talking about it, which would really drive someone up the wall, cause it so annoying. He/she is usually fat,lazy,pretty-stupid,obnoxious,a person who brags,and someone like my Dad. (which tons of you don't know)

fat ass: Gee star trek is so cool, I have every part of it on DvD!

person: will you shut up, you stupid-ass technoid!

by pimpmaster25 November 15, 2007

technoidiot

one who is not only a technophobe, but when confronted with technology, has no idea how to operate it or how to figure it out.

bill realized that mary was a technoidiot after he bought her a new blackberry and she could never check the voice mail.

aunt thelma has prooved her technoidiotness after being unable to move the mouse on the screen.

by chrisfarleysuperhero December 20, 2008